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Friday, December 19, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
What we really mean
It wouldn’t be funny if it weren’t so true.
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying (Fill In The Blank) YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Thanks go out to one of my best friends who posted this on her blog today. I just laughed and laughed. I thought I would share it with the rest of you. Hope you enjoy and get a good laugh out of it also.
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying (Fill In The Blank) YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Thanks go out to one of my best friends who posted this on her blog today. I just laughed and laughed. I thought I would share it with the rest of you. Hope you enjoy and get a good laugh out of it also.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Just trying to be festive
Hello everyone. I've decided yet again to change my blog background. These free downloadable ones are the way to go. It was a lot easier than I thought and so much fun for the holidays. Hope you all enjoy our new look.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
My final Project
Okay, I hope I've figured out how to load up my final project video. I want to see what you all think about it before I have to turn it in next week. I haven't had much time to do anything else. I've really enjoyed my class, but things at home are getting ahead of me. I've got a to do list a mile long and christmas isn't helping any. Which by the way, for the rest of you, in case you haven't started counting yet.....it's only 22 days away. YIPEE
I also want to say Thank you for all those who let me photograph them for this project. It's harder than you think to always come up with people to take pictures of. Heaven knows my kids are fed up with me taking pictures of them. I think I've ruined them.
By the way.....the BIGGEST THANKS OF ALL goes out to Christi. I was sitting down this morning to work on my project and still needed the perfect song to go with my photos. The problem has been that all the music I like was way too long for the photo slide show. We were supposed to time our photos to music and have it fit. So I sat down and decided to look at Christi & Daniel's blog this morning first. Luckily I had my speakers on, and this song began to play. It was perfect in all the right ways. Thanks Christi, you were a life saver.
Watch and let me know what you think.
I also want to say Thank you for all those who let me photograph them for this project. It's harder than you think to always come up with people to take pictures of. Heaven knows my kids are fed up with me taking pictures of them. I think I've ruined them.
By the way.....the BIGGEST THANKS OF ALL goes out to Christi. I was sitting down this morning to work on my project and still needed the perfect song to go with my photos. The problem has been that all the music I like was way too long for the photo slide show. We were supposed to time our photos to music and have it fit. So I sat down and decided to look at Christi & Daniel's blog this morning first. Luckily I had my speakers on, and this song began to play. It was perfect in all the right ways. Thanks Christi, you were a life saver.
Watch and let me know what you think.
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